1991 Cadillac Brougham d'Elegance

If the Cimarron was the saddest Cadillac, perhaps this is the most embarrassing Cadillac. Take an aged platform slap some ugly composite headlights on it, and call it new.

1971 Chevrolet Camaro SS

I think it's an SS. At least it has the stripes and rear spoiler.

1968 Volvo 122S

1980 Pontiac Acadian 4dr